Sometimes, I like to contrast my poems about Pontius Pilate and Caligula with my list of stuff you can do on the trampoline. This is because I begin to think of tiny, tiny kittens. I haven't tried any of these tricks myself, so I CANNOT be held accountable for injuries. A bicycle helmet is advised.
Angry child: Lie flat. Kick as much as possible. Scream if you like.
Dustin Hoffman: Keep your body stiff. Roll side to side.
Amsler Grid: Scream while you lie on your side. Also known as “The Primal Scream.”
Mr. Macaroni: Jump side to side on your knees.
Father Confessor: While on your knees, stiffen your body. Fall on your face. Repeat.
Ronald McDonald: Stand on your feet and then jump in the shape of an “M.”
Model Train: Jump in a circle around the perimeter of the trampoline (don’t go to the very edge).
Model Train Wreck: Cover your eyes and then jump around aimlessly (especially good if you put objects on the trampoline).
The Requiem: Get at least two people on the trampoline (up to seven people). Try to knock each other off.
The Don Henley: Get everyone off the trampoline. Close your eyes and spin around as fast as possible.
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